Carry On Tuesday Plus # 67

Famous last words!

 Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902)
 "So little done, so much to do."

Laurence Olivier (1907-1989)
 "This isn't Hamlet, you know,
it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." 

(To his nurse, who had spilt water on him.)

Elvis Presley (1935-1977)
 "I hope I haven't bored you."

Lawrence Oates (1880-1912)
 "I am just going outside and may be some time."
(Before vanishing into the blizzard on the ill fated Antarctic expedition.)

 Lt. Henry H. Morant (1864-1902)
  "Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!"

 (To the firing squad that executed him.) 

John Maynard Keynes (1883-1946)

 "I wish I'd drunk more champagne."

Al Jolson (1886-1950)
 "This is it. I'm going. I'm going."

 Errol Flynn (1909-1959)
"I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it."
(Shortly before death.)

 James Dean (1931-1955)
 "My fun days are over."
(Shortly before his fatal car crash.)

 Bing Crosby (1903-1977)
 "That was a great game of golf, fellers

Noel Coward (1899-1973)
 "Goodnight my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow."
(On retiring to bed.)

 Lou Costello (1906-1959)
 "That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted."

Paul Claudel (1868-1955)
"Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?"

 Lord Byron (1788-1824)
 "Goodnight."

 Humphrey Bogart (1899-1957)
 "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis

 Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."

Marie Antoinette (1755-1793)

 "Farewell, my children, forever. I go to your Father