Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Old age is a shipwreck
Charles de Gaulle
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age.