Sex at age 90 is like
trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you
are a cheese.
Luis Bunuel
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am
John Burroughs
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't
mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler
Old age is a shipwreck
Charles de
Gaulle
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant
unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
Joan Collins
I
must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx
I can't hit on women in
public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age.
Jack Nicholson
